- probably just sit around and watch depressing movies all day like girls do. I’ve never really understood why they do that.
- do my hair. I could put on some make-up. I think I would try and go tanning. I’ve never went tanning before.
- try to get free stuff from guys, because men will do anything for a pretty girl!
- not do that, because it would be really weird.
- find out what gives girls their magical powers!
- name myself Destiny. (This dude must have previously put some thought into this!)
- dot my i’s with little hearts and not be judged for it.
- learn how to make a sandwich. (There were actually a lot of sandwich jokes!)
- figure out the correct answer to “Does this outfit make me look fat?”
- figure out how chicks are always right.
I hope you got a kick out of these like I did! Oh, college freshmen!